Laserkraft 3D - Nein Mann

Laserkraft 3D - Nein Mann (Official Music Video)

This song is absolutely hilarious. It's one of those songs that at first if you only listen to it, it'll just sound like any other annoying electronic song. But after watching the video, you start to slowly like it, or at least it gets stuck in your head, THEN you learn to like it (Lady GaGa anyone? LULZ) The pictures help you understand most of what's going on in the video. But for those who really want to get down to the literal translations...

Click the link here.

As of now this song remains to be the number one song in Germany and has already grossed about 11 million views. I have to say, the Germans really know how to have fun, as a person who personally dislikes clubbing, I probably wouldn't mind checking out Germany for the clubbing scenes.

Tell me what you think and I hope it gets stuck in your head! :)

Spotlight: Tinie Tempah

Genre: Hip Hop, Electro

Tinie Tempah - Frisky by ModerneFusion

Alright, I just wanted to introduce all of you to this upcoming artist in the UK, Tinie Tempah. Lets just say I would not be surprised if you start hearing him on the radio in North America. His songs are catchy like the mainstream rap songs we have here except he adds a bit of electro to it. The fact that he raps in an English accent just makes it sound so much more interesting. As of now he's had about three singles that were consistently in the top 10 and his current new single is first!

If "Frisky" doesn't intrigue you as much or if it does, give his other songs a try!

Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner - Written in the Stars

Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

Hope you enjoy them and let me know what you think!

Note: I might be posting everyday or every two days, Midterms are on their way so I might be slightly busy!

Teenage Dreams include Pregnancy

Before I start bashing this video, I'd like to first give kudos to Katy Perry for actually insinuating that she's doing the deed instead of having a bunch of sexual innuendos in her previous one where jizz was flying out of these bras that pump out whip cream. This time it's much much worse. Almost everything about this video is encouraging little children to impregnate each other while driving super fast in a car, but the worst part is... IT'S OKAY TO PDA. I just find it really weird how the supposed boyfriend in this video looks like all he wants to do is to get into Katy Perry's pants.

"Of course I think you're pretty without any make-up on, I was not staring at your face this whole time..."

I mean the whole time he doesn't even really look at her normally, it's always the "I want my P in your V pleez" look. And when they start hanging out with their friends, all he did was throw her down and is ready to shag. So the message here is that extremely creepy horny men that look like they want to sexually assault you are pretty decent candidates for a relationship, especially if they know boxing. Because that just means that if you don't give them what they want, they WILL beat it out of you, Chris Brown style, so you better PDA when he wants it. Aside from that, there is one pro from all this, and it's that these standards aren't hard to meet, so I guess Men's chances of getting women have doubled since the release of this video :D

If you're looking for the TRUE teenage dream video, then it's right here.

Edit: Since I am receiving some comments about her bosom, here's a little treat.

Paul Leonard-Morgan / Seen from the Outside & Justin Biebz?

Genre: Chillout, Ambient, Downtempo

Credits to my friend Bao Nguyen for this awesome track that I've just heard today.

Paul Leonard-Morgan - Seen From the Outside by ModerneFusion

You really can't go wrong when you have a whole entire orchestra playing epic music like this. I have never felt like such a happy little school girl about anything since Lord of the Rings came out. I know that for those who are currently thinking to themselves "What is this guy talking about, I only listen to mainstream, I've read the genre of this song and highly doubt that it will impress me because nothing is as good as Justin Bieber, LULZ," You need a reality check by watching this video where he gets owned by his own fans. NO, you will NEVER be his BABY, or his SOMEBODY TO LOVE. And if you even think you're his Eenie Meenie Minie Moe lover, then I can't even diss you because you've just called yourself a slut.

ANYWAY, the point of this blog post was not to hate on Monsieur Bébeur, but to promote Mr.Leonard-Morgan's awesome song. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

Note: If you loved the soundtrack to Inception, you will definitely love this song.